taxi driver: sister, i've always fantasized kissing a nun
nun: ok lang. but 1st you have to be a Catholic and 2nd you have to be single!
taxi driver: I am both catholic and single
so the nun fulfills the drivers fantasy and kisses him...
taxi driver: thank you sister. but i have to confess I lied. I am married and a Muslim..
nun: thats okay. Im on my way to a costume party and my real name is Brando!!!
nun: ok lang. but 1st you have to be a Catholic and 2nd you have to be single!
taxi driver: I am both catholic and single
so the nun fulfills the drivers fantasy and kisses him...
taxi driver: thank you sister. but i have to confess I lied. I am married and a Muslim..
nun: thats okay. Im on my way to a costume party and my real name is Brando!!!
