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Monday, July 1, 2013

ONCE UPON A TIME

During the past Olympic Games held in Spain, then Vice-President Erap, then President Ramos and then Speaker Joe deV were invited to attend. But their invitations lacked the passes they need to enter the Olympics area. Here goes the story:

Erap to FVR: Boss, pano to? Hindi tayo makakapasok!

Joe deV: Oo nga, ser.

FVR: No problem, boyzz.. Magpapanggap tayong mga athletes. So, humanap muna kayo ng mga props ninyo at magkita-kita tayo dito in 1 hour.

And so they all went away looking for the appropriate props. After one hour...

FVR: O, ano'ng dala ninyo? Ako may dalang pana, magpapanggap akong athlete sa Archery!

Joe deV: Ako may dalang flagpole, magpapanggap akong athlete sa pole vault!

FVR: O, Erap, ba't may dala kang barbed wire?

Erap: (Proudly) Athlete ako ng fencing!