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Monday, July 1, 2013

ISPELING

There was once a quiz bee held at Malacanang. The contestants were Erap, Morato, and Roco. All were pretty good and they all got the same points. Then came the tie-breaking question. The type of the question was fill in the blank and spell the answer.

The statement runs this way

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"Old McDonald had a_________."

The contestants immediately pushed the buzzer. Morato was the first so he was given the chance first.

Host: "Okey Mr. Morato, what is your answer?":

Morato: "Old McDonald had a Duck ?"

Host: "I'm sorry, but that's not the correct answer."

It was then Roco's chance.

Host: "Mr. Roco, what's do you think is the correct answer?"

Roco: " Old McDonald had a Farme (as in farm) sir?"

Host: "That's right Mr. Roco! Now, will you please spell 'farm'?"

Roco: " F-A-R-M-E!"

Host: "I'm sorry, but the spelling is wrong."

Then came Erap"s chance. If he spells it right, he'll win the contest!

Host: "Sir, will you now give us your answer ?"

Erap: "Sure! That's nothing!!"

His answer?

"Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!"

Audience: ngehh!!