While in a diplomatic mission, President Estrada, Former Presidents Cory and Eddie were invited to South America to speak on economic recovery. While they were being toured by their host, they were ambushed by terrorists. Luckily, they escaped into the nearby jungle. Here's how the story went...
"How are we going to get back now?" Cory asked in general. As usual, it was FVR who had the solution, being a military man, he is trained to think of fast alternatives.
"Let's try to walk in a straight line towards the sun, and sooner or later we will get to a village." he said. And so they walked. After a few hours of walking, they heard the cries of the terrorists hunting them. Somehow, they were seen and an ensuing chase began.
Suddenly, Erap had a bright idea. "Eddie! Cory! Magtago na lang muna tayo! Pagod na ako, eh!" he said panting.
"Good idea!" "Sige!" FVR and Cory said simultaneously. And they stopped and looked around for a place to hide. FVR saw the pond and lowered himself into it. Cory saw a thick clump of bushes and inserted herslef among the leaves. Erap, running out of ground-level hiding places, looked up and saw a tree with a lot of leaves.
"Aha! Makapal ang dahon! They will not see me here!" and so he climbed the tree.
Not a moment too soon, the terrorists burst into the area where they were standing scant moments ago. Of course they did not see anything, for the trio was very well hidden. Unfortunately, FVR sneezed.
"What's that!!?? Who's there!!!???" shouted one of the terrorists, pointing his gun around. FVR, thinking fast, imitated a frog.
"KOKAK, KOKAK," he said.
"Aah, it's just a frog," said the terrorist. At the same moment, Cory was bitten by an insect and let out a small cry.
"What's that!!?? Who's there!!!???" shouted the terrorist, pointing his gun around. Cory, not ready to be caught, imitated a duck.
"QUACK, QUACK!" she said.
"Aah, it's just a duck," said the terrorist, relaxing. Erap, meanwhile did not look for a suitable branch to hang on to, and soon he began to slip. Movement among the tree leaves alerted the terrorist.
"What's that!!?? Who's there!!!???" shouted the terrorist, pointing his gun upwards. Erap, following suit the examples of his comrades, said,
"MOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"How are we going to get back now?" Cory asked in general. As usual, it was FVR who had the solution, being a military man, he is trained to think of fast alternatives.
"Let's try to walk in a straight line towards the sun, and sooner or later we will get to a village." he said. And so they walked. After a few hours of walking, they heard the cries of the terrorists hunting them. Somehow, they were seen and an ensuing chase began.
Suddenly, Erap had a bright idea. "Eddie! Cory! Magtago na lang muna tayo! Pagod na ako, eh!" he said panting.
"Good idea!" "Sige!" FVR and Cory said simultaneously. And they stopped and looked around for a place to hide. FVR saw the pond and lowered himself into it. Cory saw a thick clump of bushes and inserted herslef among the leaves. Erap, running out of ground-level hiding places, looked up and saw a tree with a lot of leaves.
"Aha! Makapal ang dahon! They will not see me here!" and so he climbed the tree.
Not a moment too soon, the terrorists burst into the area where they were standing scant moments ago. Of course they did not see anything, for the trio was very well hidden. Unfortunately, FVR sneezed.
"What's that!!?? Who's there!!!???" shouted one of the terrorists, pointing his gun around. FVR, thinking fast, imitated a frog.
"KOKAK, KOKAK," he said.
"Aah, it's just a frog," said the terrorist. At the same moment, Cory was bitten by an insect and let out a small cry.
"What's that!!?? Who's there!!!???" shouted the terrorist, pointing his gun around. Cory, not ready to be caught, imitated a duck.
"QUACK, QUACK!" she said.
"Aah, it's just a duck," said the terrorist, relaxing. Erap, meanwhile did not look for a suitable branch to hang on to, and soon he began to slip. Movement among the tree leaves alerted the terrorist.
"What's that!!?? Who's there!!!???" shouted the terrorist, pointing his gun upwards. Erap, following suit the examples of his comrades, said,
"MOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
